Bizarre Headlines, Ann Coulter & Bill O'Reilly, Oh My

OK, quick catch up for all the stunning news of the past few weeks I've been too busy to blog:

Ann Coulter attacked by two men armed with custard pies (hee hee)

Dubya says he anticipated NO CASUALTIES in the war on Iraq, more than 1,100 US troops have died in Iraq and another 8,000 troops have been wounded in the ongoing campaign...

Minnesota woman writes the names of all of the coalition soldiers killed in Iraq on her car

A Newsweek poll shows that 17 percent of Americans expect the world to end in their lifetime (up from 1% ten years ago)

Which makes sense because Bush admit he does not rely on intelligence to make choices, but rather his instincts

Oh, that's why Dubya looked odd from behind in the first debate... was he hearing voices?

Iran endorses Dubya (hint, hint...)

Bill Clinton might be the next head of the United Nations? Could there actually be world peace in out lifetime?

Get out the homeless vote!

Or... trade crack for new voters (?)

The Red Sox win, fan killed accidentally during celebration

The Astros lost (again)

And, oh yeah, Bill O'Reilly is a pervert (who knew?)