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15. September 2004
Phoebe Cat - Q&A

Unconscious Mutterings for this week (couldn't pass this one up!):

  1. Self-esteem:: Good hair day
  2. Migraine:: Maxalt
  3. Phoebe:: My kitty!!!
  4. Nervous:: Wreck
  5. Punctual:: Not good at...
  6. Liver damage:: Bacardi 151
  7. Legal disclaimer:: Redundant
  8. Reverend:: Al
  9. Supple:: Yoga
  10. Binder:: Purple

Posted by Morticia at 05:22
10. September 2004
Homework Meme 29-31

Homework: A Household Meme questions from last three weeks...

HomeWork: Week 31
What about outdoor work: how much time do you devote to it? Is your yard well-manicured, or does it tend to look like a prairie? Do you sweep your porch regularly, or only when leave and dust begin to create visible hills? If you have an apartment with little or no outside maintenance required, did this play a part in your decision to live there?

Acck, neither my husband or I do yardwork. We have people come in every two weeks and mow the yard and blow the pine needles off the roof. I'd really like to have a nicer looking yard, but I can't tolerate the heat or pollen from working outside. Amazingly, though, our yard is pretty healthy.


HomeWork: Week 30
Do you have a "junk closet"? "Junk drawer"? A junk room? Where do you stick stuff that has no other designated home? Does it bother you, or is it a case of "out of sight, out of mind"? Snap a picture of your catch-all space, if you're brave.

I try really, really hard NOT to have junk repositories around the house. I'll actually file stuff in lieu of leaving it sitting around whenever possible. I have a little rolling milk crate thingy under my desk that I dump random magazines in, and a big magazine sized envelope in the crate that I try and put loose receipts in as soon as I've recorded them in my checkbook, etc. Then I'll go through and file or trash them maybe two or three times a year. I have folders in my filing cabinets for things like medical and pharmacy receipts, post office receipts, and the masses of weekly eBay paperwork I accumulate. I have a shelf devoted to just magazines and catalogues and I try and weed it out every so often... Piles of paper follow me around and breed like rabbits so I have to make a huge effort to fight them off.

Actually the ickiest room in our house is probably the garage because I have a lot of random packing materials for eBay out there. I actually have some of it organized, but all of the boxes waiting to be reused tend to be a leaning tower of terror sometimes.

HomeWork: Week 29
How do you cope with living with other people whose ideas of "clean enough" differ drastically from yours? Are your housemates comfortable with much more clutter than you are, or perhaps much less? What compromises have you found? (Or do you compromise, in the case of family or children?)

My husband is a neat freak in ways I'm not and vice-versa. He likes to vacuum constantly and neither of us like to leave dirty dishes lying around. But instead of putting them in the dishwasher he'll balance them all on a towel on the counter to dry which drives me nuts.

I don't care if the bed doesn't get made daily, but it drives him nuts. Our compromise there is if I make it I'll throw the comforter over the pillows instead of laying all of them on top of it so it's easier to unmake. (We have tempurpedic pillows, they weight a ton).

He also has even more stuff than I do, but we sort of divided the house up - I get my office/living room, most of the kitchen, the hall bath and the master bedroom. He can put his stuff in the rest of the house (his room is a claustrophobic's nightmare). He's trying to work his way into the master bedroom, he thinks I haven't noticed, but I'm keeping an eye on it ;-) It's the only room in the house which is sort of unfinished and he's been told he's not allowed to clutter it up.

We each dust our own respective rooms (usually before company comes over), and clean our own bathrooms, etc.

Posted by Morticia at 04:02
30. August 2004
I'm a Reserved Practical Intellectual Giver

OK, I clicked on one of my own Blogsnob links and got sucked into a cool quiz. (Blogsnob is the last link under my Blogs of... category to the right, it has a little BS next to it and changes constantly)

I'm still amazed at how close some of these quizzes come, though I'm not nearly as much of a doormat as I used to be, thank goodness...

20 Questions to a Better Relationship

Expressive: 3/10
Practical: 9/10
Physical: 4/10
Giver: 6/10


You are a RPIG--Reserved Practical Intellectual Giver. This makes you a Rock of Gibraltar.

You are loyal, kind, thoughtful and conscientious. You're a good person. You make everyone around you happier and better, even if you yourself are not at your happiest or best. You just care so much about your friends and loved ones that you can't help giving them everything of yourself. It can wear you out, but you'd never let on.

You're successful, smart and fun to be with, but your self-esteem could use some boosting. You don't like conflict, and you don't like demanding things for yourself, so you can feel unappreciated. But then you wonder if you don't deserve to be appreciated. You do!

You have many small crushes, but it takes you ages to get to a serious stage with someone. You get so caught up second-guessing yourself and worrying if the other person really *likes* likes you that you never dare to make the first move. Generally you end up with another clever RPIG who knows one when s/he sees one. This adds up to one long courtship. Fortunately this also adds up to one long marriage.

You would never cheat. You would never hurt anyone's feelings. You are so sympathetic and give so many second chances that it takes a lo-o-ong time for anyone to get on your bad side.

Your only problem is you can be *too* thoughtful -- you can end up worrying and getting hung up over nothing.

You may be a boy scout. (I was a girl scout...)

Of the 26397 people who have taken this quiz, 6.2 % are this type.

Posted by Morticia at 05:48
23. August 2004
13 Random Things List

Inspired and plagiarized from Fluffy Battle Kitten

Thirteen random things you like:

  1. Cemeteries
  2. Cats
  3. Vampire books
  4. Antique postcards
  5. 1950's TV Lamps
  6. Joan of Arc stuff
  7. Cobalt blue (especially glassware)
  8. Fast cars
  9. Italian charm bracelets
  10. New Orleans
  11. Glittery vinyl on furniture
  12. Handguns
  13. Alice Cooper

Twelve movies that you like watching:

  1. Blazing Saddles
  2. Batman
  3. Batman Returns
  4. Lost in Translation
  5. Grosse Pointe Blank
  6. Animal House
  7. The Haunting (the original)
  8. Pulp Fiction
  9. To Kill a Mockingbird
  10. The Addams Family
  11. Addams Family Values
  12. Kill Bill

Eleven TV shows you watch (current faves):

  1. Queer Eye
  2. Clean Sweep
  3. What Not to Wear
  4. The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
  5. South Park
  6. Conan O'Brien
  7. David Letterman
  8. Countdown with Keith Olbermann
  9. Mission Organization
  10. The Simpsons
  11. Insomniac

Ten things about you [physically]:

  1. I'm short
  2. I usually have dark hair
  3. Green eyes
  4. Pale skin
  5. Flat feet
  6. Pierced ears (once)
  7. I have an overbite
  8. High cheekbones
  9. A prominent nose
  10. I'm double-jointed

Nine things about you [emotionally, mentally, spiritually]:

  1. I'm obsessive-compulsive, I love organizing things
  2. I'm really good at spelling
  3. I have really vivid dreams, almost every night
  4. I hate to lie and I'm not good at it
  5. I'm usually really blunt and straight-forward
  6. I'm very logical, very linear actually
  7. I'm a liberal, sort of agnostic Pagan
  8. I'm very good at writing, but I don't think I'm particularly creative
  9. I'm an introvert

Eight favorite foods/drinks:

  1. Beef fajitas
  2. Tazo Green Tea
  3. Evian
  4. 10-20 year old Port
  5. Dim Sum
  6. Filet Mignon, a good steak
  7. Fettucine Alfredo
  8. Haagen Dazs Rum Raisin ice cream

Seven things you wear daily:

  1. Socks
  2. House slippers (we have wood floors)
  3. My glasses
  4. A tee shirt
  5. My nightgown
  6. A watch (when I leave the house)
  7. A barrette in my hair when it's long enough

Six things that annoy you:

  1. Robert Novak
  2. People who smell like perfume or cigarettes, or worse
  3. People who scream into cell phones when they're in line behind me
  4. The damn pine needles all over my front yard constantly
  5. Drivers with no depth perception who tailgate me
  6. Spam

Five things you touch everyday:

  1. My cat
  2. Her mice
  3. My computer keyboard
  4. My hubby
  5. The refrigerator

Four good bands/artists:

  1. The Dresden Dolls
  2. Cassandra Wilson
  3. Zero 7
  4. Suzanne Vega

Three places you go regularly:

  1. The Post Office
  2. The grocery store
  3. Sam's Club

Two possessions that you love

  1. My stuffed Cocker Spaniel (it's my oldest possession)
  2. My Mac G4, I'd be lost without it

One person you could spend the rest of your life with

  1. My husband (as long as my cat is included)

Posted by Morticia at 02:07
21. August 2004
Pets - HomeWork: Week 28 Meme

Homework: A Household Meme current questions...

Pets: are they worth the added housework? How much extra work around the house (besides the work required for their regular care) do your pets create for you? Do, or did, you factor in housework when deciding to get a pet? Do the benefits outweigh the headaches, at least on most days?

They do create more housework, especially dogs, but the rest of the physical upkeep is one of the things that's making us really think hard about getting another dog. My health is unstable and my husband wants another big dog, we had two dogs (9 years and 16 years) and are kind of taking a break right now. I worry that I won't be able to keep up with a dog and a cat, because we spoil our pets rotten and proper care of a large dog is a lot of work. Our cat sheds amazingly little (she's a short-haired Burmese) and the main effort required with her is keeping her occupied and exercised, she's as hyper as a Border Collie and wants to play 24/7, she brings toys into the bedroom while I sleep in hope.

We had two outdoor dogs for nine years till one passed and the other (a black Lab) gradually became an indoor dog. She shed like crazy and we had another cat at the time also who also shed, so black & white hairs were floating around the house and my husband was vacuuming daily (he's a vacuuming fanatic so I let him). As our dog got older and it was harder for her to get up and down we had a LOT more housework for the last year or two (and were constantly worried about leaving the house even to go eat dinner) so it was a lot of stress but of course it was worth it. (See Furry Family Members for more info and photos of our pets)

I actually read on the internet that Labs are very heavy shedders and silkier haired Golden Retrievers shed less. My parents had Goldens, but they were always outside so I don't know it that's true or not. But Labs shed a lot more than you'd imagine.
us other pets that come and go so compared to her I've got it really easy.

The kitty knocks some of the litter out of her box, and occasionally throws up somewhere but is not bad at all compared to our last cat who we sometimes referred to as Exorcist Kitty and had a preference for sofas and beds. She is the first cat we've had that has her claws but she's very good about using her post except when she gets bored and wants attention. We keep a throw on the sofa for her to climb and to catch any hair.

The handiest tool I've found is a battery-operated kitty scoop that makes cleaning the litterbox much faster (it vibrates and shakes itself). I know it sounds weird, but it really works.

And then there's always the pest-control advantage of having a cat, especially in the swampy South.

But the main stress of owning a pet for me has always been the fact that I worry about them constantly. Yes, even the cat. I could never have children, I'd never let them leave the house...

Posted by Morticia at 03:48
18. August 2004
Hardwoods of Carpets? Homework Meme

Homework: A Household Meme Week 27 questions...

(I'm on a roll... and avoiding work ;-)

Which are your preferences? What do you actually have?

Carpet or hardwood floors? Carpet is comfier but hardwoods are prettier. Hardwoods with rugs on them? Most of our house is hardwoods, just the den and hall are carpeted.

Blinds or curtains? I like to use both together, but I like the way curtains look. Especially curtains with sheers. We have both blinds and curtains in the bedroom to block the light, and the cheesy blinds that were in the house when we bought it up everywhere else but the living room picture window which has a really old curtain. I'd like to get new everything in the house, some nice blinds that actually block the light. And get rid of our horrid vertical blinds in the den!

Tiles or sheet linoleum? Don't like either. Linoleum is ugly and tile is too hard (and hard to keep clean). Our kitchen has linoleum, I want to replace it with Pergo or wood actually.

Paint or wallpaper? Paint, I hate wallpaper. We have one wall in our living room with flowery paper that needs to be torn off, but most of it is covered with bookshelves. And the bathroom has a sloppy wallpaper job the previous owners did that's coming undone now.

Posted by Morticia at 02:28
Root Beer Floats, Wednesday Q & A

Even more word association games, actually done on time, Wednesday Mind Hump

  1. protection : handgun
  2. twist : and shout
  3. furry : my kitty Phoebe
  4. buck : naked, George's "porn name" on Seinfield
  5. purple : Donny Osmond, rain
  6. wave : Queen
  7. flash : gordon, lightning
  8. neon : those little plastic necklaces we had in the 80's or 90's
  9. elastic : waistband :-(
  10. chips : poker
  11. float : root beer!
Posted by Morticia at 02:12
Unconscious Mutterings Week 80

Unconscious Mutterings for this week

  1. Server:: Waitress (waitperson?)
  2. Charlotte:: Bronte, and my cousin
  3. Jackson:: Jesse, Five
  4. Resentment:: not being healthy and semi-normal more often
  5. Controlling:: husband tries to be too much
  6. Intense:: throbbing from tooth
  7. November:: election time
  8. Donkey:: Democrats
  9. Weave:: Fabric
  10. Satisfies:: Ice cream, ummm...

Haven't done a meme in a long time...

Posted by Morticia at 01:55
12. June 2004
Inner Brit

Withering heights? Oh well, the rest of the description fits well, I am English, Irish and German, and the UK is on the top of my "visit someday" list:

    You are English to a tee, mate. You would feel most at home in the country of rolling hills and patchwork valleys, of the white cliffs of Dover, of craggly bluffs, wild countryside and withering heights and moors. A nice, warm corner pub on a cold wintry evening would make you feel right at home.

    Your personality is also a match: Like many English, you value singularity—a lack of inclination to create bonds and acceptance of inherent conflicts among people. For you, a sense of rules is important; and you have a healthy respect for institutions, conventions and rules. You are prone to strong feelings of national pride and national identity to your country. Although pragmatic in day-to-day activities, you can fall quite easily into flights of fancy and idealism.

    You are tenacious in the face of adversity and have a humor that is partial to ironic understatement and dry wit. You tend, either in modes of thinking or dress, to lean toward a hip eccentricity. You often have a hard time expressing your intimate feelings and you may, in fact, reject that kind of self-expression as “unseemly.” You don’t like to touch or hug people you don’t know very well.

    London is your soul city—with its unique, cosmopolitan mix of young and old, hip avant-garde, working class bravado, age-old pageantry and new immigrant flavor. Visit it one day. You may not want to leave!

What's Your True Nationality?

Posted by Morticia at 02:16
11. June 2004
Homework - Dusting Disaster

Homework: A Household Meme current questions...

HomeWork: Week 19

Take a good look around you. What's the most pressing disaster brewing in your house? A mammoth pile of laundry? A Leaning Tower of Dishes? A junk closet about to explode? Do you have any immediate plans for dealing with it, or is it hidden enough that you can ignore it a while longer?

I don't even have to think about that one, the entire bedroom needs major dusting. Both sets of floor to ceiling drapes, the floors, the crowded bookcase, the top of the armoire, the ceiling fan, under the bed, yuck! I know it doesn't sound that major, but we can't really start till we get the drapes done and they're relatively new (and dark cobalt blue), so we're sort of unsure where to begin. And anything we do will make me ill for days from all the dust :-(

Posted by Morticia at 23:52
8. June 2004
Homework - A Household Meme Q&A

Homework: A Household Meme current questions. I told myself I wasn’t going to do this one, because I don’t really consider myself a housewife, but the questions are too fun to pass up. And I’m am wife who works from home, so...

I went back and did some of the archived questions also (click Read More below), there are some really interesting ones.

HomeWork: Week 18

The phone rings. You've got unexpected company coming over in an hour! Look around your house. Is it company-ready? What can you do in an hour to get it up to the level that would make you comfortable?

Make the bed, straighten my office a bit (it’s in the living room), swish out the toilet, put new hand towels & toilet paper out, close the shower curtain, stuff anything into the closets that looks junky sitting out... Try and wipe some of the baby powder out of the hall bathroom, the stuff goes everywhere :-( Make sure I have a few cokes in the fridge. Our house isn’t usually dirty, mostly cluttered, working at home I often have a lot of “things” laying around in progress. Hopefully there won’t be any dishes in the sink...


HomeWork: Week 15

What is your favorite thing about your current house/apartment/domicile of other sort? What's your least favorite?

Probably the layout, for both questions. Our house has really good flow between the rooms, but my office has no privacy because it’s the living room. Someday I’ll figure out how to add pocket doors or something...

Also the wood floors are pretty, one of the reasons we bought the house, but they are also hard and get very dusty. We upgraded to storm windows a few years ago and that has been great, it makes the house nice and quiet and temperature controlled :-)

HomeWork: Week 13

Do you own any tried-and-true housework manuals or books? Have you belonged to any housekeeping or organizational groups, such as FlyLady? How have these worked for you?

I have Too Busy to Clean? which has good tips, and Home Comforts - the Art and Science of Keeping House which is a massive reference tome. (Ha! I just saw your mention at the beginning of the archives, I’m no Martha Stewart either ;-) I also have several organizing and closet books (because I’m obsessed with organizing). I have Julie Morgenstern’s Organizing From the Inside Out and get her newsletter, which is fun.

I’m also addicted to the Home & Garden Channel, and always try to catch Mission Organization and TLC’s Clean Sweep. I also have a book called Spiritual Housecleaning, but I haven’t read it yet. The single most useful household book I have is my old Fannie Farmer Cookbook my grandmother gave me when I moved into my first apartment. When you forget how long to boil eggs or bake potatoes, it's nice to have around.

HomeWork: Week 12

When was the last time you moved house? How long did it take you to pack? How long did it take you to get out of the boxes? Does your unpacking method more closely resemble the "get it all done as quickly as possible" style or the "do it slowly, do it right" one?

We just celebrated our sixth anniversary in our house, and we lived in our last house for seven years. Before I met my husband I used to move a lot and it was all very haphazard. My first big move out of town broke me of that, though, when it took me over a week to find my bath towels!

When we bought our house we had to wait an agonizing three months to move, so we packed and labeled everything to death. And it still took us 12 hours with two professional movers to get everything from one house to the other (just a few miles apart). We had a ton of stuff, and actually got rid of a lot of things at a pre-moving garage sale. We unpacked most of the boxes (lots went straight into storage) within a few days of moving, because it drives both of us nuts to be tripping over boxes. The only unfortunate thing is that the people we bought the house from were literally moving out when we were moving in, so we couldn’t bring in anything over in advance or do anything like paint the walls.

HomeWork: Week 8

How often do you grocery shop? Do you have a usual day or time for shopping? What's your budget for a typical grocery run?

I try for just once a week, but I go to the neighborhood supermarket and Sam’s Club. And, when I get a chance, Whole Foods. I don’t have a set day, it’s usually when we start running out of the important things, like my husband’s Mountain Dew, toilet paper, bottled water. I average about $200 bucks for the weekly basic groceries, but we don’t eat out a lot and I do buy some convenience foods, mostly from Sam’s. I like to go in the evenings, but a lot of times the stock is lacking, especially in fresh things like bagged salads.

HomeWork: Week 4

When you were a child, did you keep your room neat, or was it a disaster area? Why do you think that was?

It was organized but very cluttered. Lots of books, lots of Barbie stuff, many horses... I’ve always been a book fiend, that’s usually the majority of my clutter, books and papers. I hated having to make the bed and little things like that, though. Nothing nasty laying around, though, like old food (we have huge roaches in Houston!). My parents house was fairly spartan, though, so in comparison I was pretty messy.

HomeWork: Week 3

If you live with other people, how do you divide the housework? If you live alone, what chores would you like to give away, and which would you keep?

My husband is obsessed with vacuuming, so I let him. He’s also good at doing the dishes, but I don’t mind putting them up. I HATE dusting, it kills my allergies for days afterwards. I also don’t like cleaning the bathroom, though I’m pretty good about swishing the toilet out regularly. I’m rotten at sweeping too, we have lots of wood floors, hubby usually ends up doing that.

Week One

How often do you...
...clean your bedroom?
It’s SOO dusty, very neat, but dusty. We need to have a pro in there to do the curtains so we don’t ruin them (that’s our excuse, at least)
...wash your sheets? Not often enough, every few weeks maybe. I’ll do the pillowcases every week or so, though.
...mop the kitchen floor? Usually when something breaks and we have to pick up bits of glass anyway.
...vacuum? Hubby vacuums several times a week, when we had an indoor dog he would do it almost daily. I think it’s therapeutic to him...
...dust? When it gets so bad we can’t stand it, or when we’re going to have major guests over. We have over 20 bookcases in the house and every one of them is full (sigh).
...clean the toilets? I do mine regularly, whenever anything starts appearing that shouldn’t. My husband does his every few months when it gets downright scary. His bathroom seems to have less air circulation of something, luckily it’s not the guest bathroom.
...scrub the tub? Mine stays pretty clean, except for a bit of mildew around the caulk. His looks like the shroud of turin and is a major undertaking that he only does about 3 or 4 times a year.

Posted by Morticia at 05:42
Talk Shows - TV Tuesday meme

TV Tuesday questions for this week, first time...

1. Do you watch daytime talk TV? If so, which shows do you watch? Do you prefer the calm shows like Oprah or the wilder side like Jerry Springer? When I wake up early enough I’ll watch Oprah and Dr. Phil. Oprah’s been doing too many celebrity interview type things lately, though, which bore me. I watch more night time talk & news shows, I like shows that are useful and entertaining. I can’t stand the “yelling, screaming, fake drama” shows like Jerry Springer. I’d probably watch Ellen if I were awake when she was on.

2. Which daytime talk TV show would you like to be on? What would the topic be? Probably Oprah, but I’d be scared to death...

3. Is there a daytime talk TV show you miss that's no longer on the air? Is there someone you'd like to see get a daytime talk TV show? Not daytime, but I really miss Phil Donahue. I miss Johnny Carson too. I liked Rosie’s show, but she seemed a little stressed out towards the end.

Bonus- Before talk TV took over game shows ruled the airways during the day, which do you prefer? Or are you a soap opera fan? The only actual soap opera I ever seriously watched was Dark Shadows. When I was in college I got sucked into General Hospital for a short time during the Luke & Laura epic (it was fun to sit in a room full of women talking back to the TV). I loved game shows as a kid, but they were completely different. I mean, “Let’s Make a Deal”, what’s not to love!

For last week’s question, I watched part of TV Land’s "Addams Family" marathon, and part of TLC’s “What Not to Wear” marathon. I actually try not to watch as much TV anymore, but I’ve sat and watched it all day in my youth, till the National Anthem played, zzzzzz...

Dark Shadows had the biggest influence on me growing up. I have vivid memories of watching it with our housekeeper when I was very young and hiding behind the couch when Barnabas would appear. After that Bewitched, The Munsters and Addams Family, I Dream of Jeannie, classic Star Trek. Lots of memories of watching the Carol Burnett Show also.

Posted by Morticia at 04:27
24. May 2004
Vanilla Jeans... Sunday Q&A

Unconscious Mutterings for this week

  1. Finale:: Malcolm & the Simpsons
  2. Martial arts:: Bruce Lee
  3. Flirt:: Lipstick
  4. Energy:: Solar
  5. Flavor:: Vanilla
  6. Guess?:: Jeans
  7. Accomplishment:: Owning House!
  8. Prom:: Didn't Go
  9. Diploma:: Doctor's Office
  10. Bloody:: Fingernails
Posted by Morticia at 02:06
19. May 2004
Dust Bunnies & Miracle Balls

And more word association, the Wednesday Mind Hump for this week...

    01. lipstick :: don't wear, chapstick! 02. dust :: bunnies dancing on my wood bedroom floor, gaacck! 03. scissors :: run with 04. balls :: my Miracle balls I bought for my backaches, I used them tonight! 05. sponge :: germs 06. bottom :: of the bucket 07. doodle :: cheese 08. bottle :: caps (candy!) 09. cheese :: parmesan, big bottles I buy at Sam's Club 10. queen :: bee, Elvira
Posted by Morticia at 04:16
Bacon and Trixie Belden

Unconscious Mutterings for this week

  1. Playoffs:: Who cares?
  2. Morris:: Day & the Time (oops, showing my age)
  3. Break up:: Don't wanna. My head feels like it's going to split in two tonight, though, feels like a weather front moving in.
  4. Eggs:: Bacon, one of my favorite foods (you can buy it precooked in big bags now, yippee!)
  5. Parker:: wow, my husband's family name, gee what are the odds?? (though I did think of Stevenson too)
  6. Hardy Boys:: Nancy Drew & Trixie Belden (speaking of showing my age...)
  7. Deluxe:: Nothing pops to mind, I must be underpriveleged. DVD?
  8. Protection:: Gun
  9. Girl Scout:: Cookies, lugging boxes of cookies from door to door, then eating the ones we couldn't sell... mmm, thin mints...
  10. Salsa:: Pace, on eggs, huevos rancheros at Los Tios as a kid
Posted by Morticia at 04:01
14. May 2004
300 Things List Added

OK, I actually got it up finally... if you've got some extra time, look at the index to the right to check out my 300 Things About Me list (sorry, I got carried away). I actually wrote this about a month ago in a moment of rambling inspiration, and have now gone back through it and hopefully caught all the spelling & grammatical errors. It's sort of in chronological order, though I do stray from time to time, I hope it makes some sort of sense... More About Me stuff and links & pics to go along with the list to come.

More comments :-) Thanks to CP for the link on sleep paralysis, I will check it out. I have suffered from this before, also overly lucid and waking dreams, which is always sort of alarming. I've jumped out of bed and ran across the room thinking there was something dripping from the ceiling, and it's always fun to wake up and think you see someone or something (often a large spider) right in front of you (shudder).

Posted by Morticia at 23:49
13. May 2004
Before I Die...

Daydreaming on Paper writing prompt

    By the end of your life, what do you hope to have accomplished?

Wow, that's heavy. I'd like to vote Dubya out of office... I'd like to have written at least three books. I'd like to be financially independent from everyone for once in my life. I'd like to be fit, healthy and able to see again properly. I'd like to keep all of my own teeth.

I don't really know... I'd just like to have lived a happy, low stress, uncomplicated life... and I want my husband to have had the same. And cat :-) The only real material possession I can think of I'd want is another muscle car, maybe another Corvette. I really like to drive.

Posted by Morticia at 02:59
Burning Matilda, Wednesday Q&A

Wednesday Mind Hump for this week, I have a total lack of imagination tonight, maybe this will help...

01. You are a character from a children fairy tale or nursery rhyme. Who are you and why? Matilda, Who Told Such Dreadful Lies, and was Burned to Death, because I'm weird and I like that story (can you tell I don't have kids?)

    Matilda told such Dreadful Lies, It made one Gasp and Stretch one’s Eyes; Her Aunt, who, from her Earliest Youth, Had kept a Strict Regard for Truth, Attempted to Believe Matilda: The effort very nearly killed her, And would have done so, had not She Discovered this Infirmity. For once, towards the Close of Day, Matilda, growing tired of play, And finding she was left alone, Went tiptoe to the Telephone And summoned the Immediate Aid Of London’s Noble Fire-Brigade.

    Within an hour the Gallant Band
    Were pouring in on every hand,
    From Putney, Hackney Downs and Bow.
    With Courage high and Hearts a-glow,
    They galloped, roaring through the Town,
    ‘Matilda’s House is Burning Down!’

    Inspired by British Cheers and Loud
    Proceeding from the Frenzied Crowd,
    They ran their ladders through a score
    Of windows on the Ball Room Floor;
    And took Peculiar Pains to Souse
    The Pictures up and down the House,
    Until Matilda’s Aunt succeeded
    In showing them they were not needed;
    And even then she had to pay
    To get the men to go away!

    It happened that a few Weeks later
    Her Aunt was off to the Theatre
    To see that Interesting Play
    The Second Mrs Tanqueray.

    She had refused to take her Niece
    To hear this Entertaining Piece:
    A Deprivation Just and Wise
    To Punish her for Telling Lies.

    That Night a Fire did break out -
    You should have heard Matilda Shout!
    You should have heard her Scream and Bawl,
    And throw the window up and call
    To People passing in the Street -
    (The rapidly increasing Heat
    Encouraging her to obtain
    Their confidence) - but all in vain!

    For every time She shouted ‘Fire!’
    They only answered ‘Little Liar!’
    And therefore when her Aunt returned,
    Matilda, and the House, were Burned.

      Hilaire Belloc.


02. You are a magic potion. What is your main ingredient(s) and what are you used for? For some unknown reason cinnamon keeps popping into my brain. I like cinnamon on toast with sugar and butter, but it is a tremendously potent spice, walking into most craft and import shops the smell of cinnamon that hits you in the face at the front door makes my eyes water. And a little mandrake root, which must be harvested at midnight by the deaf because the sound it makes when it's pulled from the ground will drive anyone within hearing insane. Glitter, because it's so pretty and can never be completely removed once it's thrown. And some rosemary, lavender and cloves to smell pretty. When thrown I would neutralize the irrational anger in the world and raise people levels of common sense. And perhaps add a few IQ points to those in need.

03. Tell us your favorite joke. It can be naughty but clean up the language, puhleeze. I don't really a favorite, I'm an awful joke teller. I do like the official funniest joke in the world of 2002, though...

    Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.

    He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"


04. Imagine you're in the Old West. What town character would you be and what would your colorful nickname be? Example: School Marm - Old Widow Maples... Dead Eye Tish, because I'd always have a pistol and I'd be such an expert shot that no one would mess with me ;-)

05. You are a mythological diety/god. What are you the god of? What offering(s) would worshippers lay at your feet? If one displeased you how would you smite them? I'd like to be Diana/Artemis (there's a bit of a feminist theme to these answers), because she's brave, beautiful and a wild creature. Hmmmm... I'd like offerings of the finest foods, lots of dark chocolate and cured meats. If someone pissed me off I would make them feel guilt for every wrong they've ever done, feel the pain of anyone/thing they've ever hurt. (Wow, I'm mean! Must be the PMS...)

Posted by Morticia at 01:45
10. May 2004
Vagina Diatribes - Unconscious Mutterings

Unconscious Mutterings for this week

  1. Vagina:: Fibroids
  2. Racism:: Rednecks
  3. Mother's Day:: Visit yesterday :-)
  4. Fire alarm:: Pain, fingers in ears
  5. Elvis:: Still dead, vampire Bubba in book I'm reading
  6. Pregnant:: Everything smells bad...
  7. Vacation:: New Orleans
  8. Waffles:: Bacon & Maple syrup
  9. Perpendicular:: Table
  10. Hospital:: Smells bad too...
Posted by Morticia at 17:52
8. May 2004
Farewell to Friends & Friday Five

OK, I know I'm a day late, I got distracted last night...

Like everyone else, I sat on my butt for two hours watching Friends and the clip show beforehand. I feel bad because I'd sort of been neglecting Friends the last couple of years, but I've been trying to watch it more often this season. I'm glad they tied everything up nicely, we need more happy endings these days and it pleased me irrationally to see Ross and Rachel finally get together for good. And the twin babies for Monica and Chandler were a nice touch.

On another note, the Friday Five girl (woman really) threw in the towel, which is disappointing but I can't blame her at all. I've thought of doing a weekly meme but I'm in over my head between multiple websites, weblog and two eBay stores. She's also running the Globe of Blogs (which is an enormous undertaking) and lots of other things it sounds like. So I really need to pick some new memes now, if for no other reason than to make sure I put something online at least once or twice a week.

Posted by Morticia at 00:46
5. May 2004
Meme Quest

I need to find another Meme, Friday Five has been down for an I'm sure much needed rest and I need inspiration... And to do something other than just list things on eBay, my brain is starting to hurt.

Went by Unconscious Mutterings earlier, got this word association meme to do:

  1. Sexy:: Thin
  2. Clique:: Webring
  3. Pledge:: To eat better
  4. Carbs:: Forbidden
  5. Dream Job:: Novelist
  6. Sweeps:: TV in May, Friends
  7. Soundtrack:: in my head, jazz right now
  8. Hero:: Batman
  9. Shave:: Armpits
  10. Christina:: Aguilera, "Beautiful"

Of course, there's always the Meme List. I really should pick a Wednesday one, hmmm...

The page layout at Wednesday Mind Hump scares me but I like their questions:

    01. If your blog were scratch and sniff, what would it smell like? Vanilla, maybe Lavender 02. Which horror movie monster are you most like and why? A vampire, definitely! Pale with supernatural powers, immortal, stronger than everyone else, able to control what you do (unlike werewolves). 03. If you were being sold in a Walmart, which department would you be in and what exactly would you be?Ý Would you be on sale? Gee, I really dislike Walmart, umm... An organizer book, like a Daytimer. Hell no, I'd be full price, and have to be cabled down to keep from being stolen. 04. Earth, Wind, Fire and Water.Ý Which element would you be.Ý What form of that element would you be and why? Earth, that's my sign anyway. Don't like the water, don't like the wind and fire is too dangerous. 05.Ý What sitcom character (past or present) do you think you are most like and why? Probably Elaine from Seinfeld. We both have frizzy hair and bad luck, we're both very straightforward and sarcastic when needed. Elaine is a strong female character, I like her :-)

Daydreaming on Paper gave me this prompt:

    Did you have an allowance as a child? If so, how much was it? What did you spend it on? I honestly don't remember how much, it wasn't maybe a few bucks. I do remember what I spent it on, though. Comic books, Slim Jims, Sno Balls (the pink cupcakes with coconut on top), some candy and perhaps a Cherry/Cola Slurpee. We had a little shopping center and a 7/11 near my house where I would do my weekly shopping.
Posted by Morticia at 04:10
23. April 2004
Right Now - Friday Five

From the archives - January 10, 2003

1. Where are you right now? Sitting at my desk in my living room/office

2. What time is it? 1:15 am

3. What are you wearing? A black short-sleeved tee shirt, light grey Old Navy capri pants, black socks and navy slippers (it's wash day!).

4. Any people or animals around you? Describe them. My husband is watching a Conan O'Brien rerun in the next room, my cat is napping on top of my big CD rack. Sparky is about 6' tall with brownish-reddish and a bit of silver in his hair, he's a big boned buy, and he's probably wearing his sleep shirt and socks. Phoebe is my black smoke Burmese, she's a medium sized very athletic kitty with a dainty little face and big gold eyes which are closed right now.

5. What are your plans for the weekend? I honestly am clueless... nothing specific, I need to work on trying to sell stuff on eBay to make some money, it's so dead right now. I'd like to work on my website some also.

Posted by Morticia at 01:22
17. April 2004
Jewelry & Tattoos - Friday Five

From the archives of my birthday:

January 3, 2003

1. Do you wear any jewelry? What kind? I always wear a watch, I have like half a dozen, mostly Fossils and one really nice Citizen, it depends on the weather if it's hot or cold because of the change in fit, I have small wrists. If we're going out somewhere nice I'll wear my wedding ring, which is a 1920's white gold european cut small diamond in a filigree setting. I have a quartz crystal on a herringbone silver chain that I've been wearing non-stop since I got it in about 1985. I used to wear at least little tiny hoop earrings regularly when I had a 9-5 job, but now I have to remind myself to wear them from time to time so my ears don't close up. And I went nuts on Italian charm bracelets earlier this year and try and wear them when I think about it, I like them because they're not dangly and they're so much fun! I have tons of costume jewerly and barely wear any of it, I need to sell some more off on eBay...

2. How often do you wear it? If I'm leaving the house the watch, crystal necklace and maybe a charm bracelet are the first things I grab, I go nuts without a watch. I don't wear my wedding ring most of the time because I'm afraid I'll lose it or break it, I'm hard on jewelry. I used to wear a lot of rings, but I have big knuckles and a lot of my old ones don't fit anymore, I have one from the 70's that been repaired and resized like six times.

3. Do you have any piercings? If so, where? Just my ears, once. Didn't get it done till I was in my mid-twenties when I found a gorgeous pair of amethyst earrings and I told myself it they went on sale and I could afford them I'd get my ears pierced. I rarely wear the earrings anymore, though.

4. Do you have any tattoos? If so, where? No, if I did it would be something spooky, like a bat or the bat symbol.

5. What are your plans for the weekend? Put stuff up on eBay Saturday night, read a little bit, work on my website and play with GoLive some more.

Posted by Morticia at 01:33
9. April 2004
Work - Friday Five is back!

Yea! Friday Five is back, I was getting a little worried...

1. What do you do for a living? I work at home selling things on eBay.

2. What do you like most about your job? I can work all night and sleeip all day, and I don't have to leave the house or deal with the public daily.

3. What do you like least about your job? I never stop working, I don't have set start and stop times.

4. When you have a bad day at work it's usually because ... Someone is being particularly rude or stupid abut something, but at least it's by email.

5. What other career(s) are you interested in? I'd like to write a book.

Posted by Morticia at 17:12
20. March 2004
What If... Friday Five

Oh good, creative questions. I've been really striving for some creativity this week, I'm making a sincere effort to redesign & streamline my main site and actually get the everything up and loaded. Creativity is hard for me, it always feels very mechanical, but somehow I always seem to get it done. Never to my satisfaction, but that's the hell of being a perfectionist.

If you...

1. ...owned a restaurant, what kind of food would you serve? Probably really good steaks. Nice, simple, hearty food. I'm a very simplistic cook, steaks and pasta are my strong suits.

2. ...owned a small store, what kind of merchandise would you sell? I do have two online stores on eBay, one that's Gothic & Wiccan oriented (where I also sell things for other people, mostly DVDs. movie memorabilia and beauty products) and one just for me where I sell antique postcards. I love selling postcards, they're unique and easy to mail, though not a big money maker. I wish I could focus more on jewelry on my other store, but it's a very expensive inventory to have to stock. If I had a brick and morter store, I'd probably like to have a little book store, personally, I love to be surrounded by books. My first job was at the public library here and I eventually had to quit because it was too difficult for me to shelve the books without wanting to read them. When I left I had over 200 books checked out, a few of them turned up years later, oops...

3. ...wrote a book, what genre would it be? A vampire romantic suspense novel. It's another project that I have outlined out but have never gotten very far on.

4. ...ran a school, what would you teach? I don't have the patience to be a teacher, but probably organization. It's one of the weird things that I'm naturally good at and actually really enjoy.

5. ...recorded an album, what kind of music would be on it? I have a weird Irish white girl voice, kind of monotone, not a lot of volume, but my favorite people to sing along to that I can actually keep in tune with are Poe, Tori Amos, Sheryl Crow, Stevie Nicks and Sinead O'Connor. I'd probably want to do something a little spooky but not really ethereal, more alternative. I'd love to be able to do something jazz, or a kick ass alt rock album, but I don't have the voice for it. Probably my favorite sing-along record of all time is Barbra Joan Streisand... Space Captain... (my husband shudders violently, he really hates that song ;-)

Posted by Morticia at 05:48
12. March 2004
Current Events - Friday Five

Didn't do last week's questions, too busy and too old, I don't remember my teacher's names, way too many years ago. But I'll give this week a shot.

1. What was the last song you heard? I was listening to Pretty Girls Make Graves latest CD The New Romance earlier when I turned my stereo off to watch Conan O'Brien earlier (a nightly ritual if it's not a rerun). I think I was up to "The Teeth Collector". I haven't been able to get that one out of my CD player since I bought it, very addictive.

2. What were the last two movies you saw? Haven't been to the movies in a few months, been meaning to see "Monster" and I have a video of "Thirteen" that's been staring at me for a month. I watched "Lost in Translation" on DVD (loved it, thought Bill Murray should have won). Before that I think the last movie I actually sat and watched all the way through is "Message From Space" because Sparky was showing it on 16mm at the house for some friends, trippy 70's Japanese sci-fi, very weird.

3. What were the last three things you purchased? Nothing interesting, I went to the grocery store this afternoon. Got more Starbucks Vanilla Latte, some Diet Mountain Dew for Sparky and an issue of Cooking Light, which I haven't bought in ages, but the dish on the cover is pasta with bacon & cheese, yummm...

4. What four things do you need to do this weekend? Move more of my eBay pictures to my new webhosting service, work on my main website, call my parents, get St. Patrick's Day cards and mail thm.

5. Who are the last five people you talked to? The hubbie, of course, my cat, my dad, the clerk at the grocery store, and Pam at the post office.

Posted by Morticia at 04:33
22. February 2004
The Last Time Ever... Friday Five

Damn, I haven't written anything for over two weeks, sorry about that... Been too busy, too depressed, had the same headache for about that length of time, etc., etc. The kitty's been very demanding of my time (she's become very vocal when she's not getting enough playtime in). She's sitting and staring at me right now...

We had a group of friends get together for a movie tonight and the grand finale was watching the last half of Rocky Horror on Bravo. Everyone was all over the audience participation comments, some of my younger friends had some lines I'd never heard. I haven't felt so "in" in years. And like clockwork, everyone decided to leave as soon as the floorshow was over. The funniest part was everyone chiming in as loud as possible after Rocky's first line in the floor show, that comment has apparently stayed the same over the years ;-)

I like this week's questions, easy and still somewhat thoughtful:

When was the last time you...

1. ...went to the doctor? I actually know that one, it was mid December. I'm due for my annual checkup, though, just one more month of BC pills left.

2. ...went to the dentist? Oww, I'm way overdue and have the discomfort to prove it. (And the codeine) It was over two years ago when I went in and used up my last bit of dental insurance and in that time I've ruined several more crowns and have some really rough areas in my molars. It ain't gonna be pretty this time, but I have genetically bad teeth, I never get out with just a cleaning.

3. ...filled your gas tank? About two weeks, just looked at it the other day, it's still about half full. The weather's been really crappy here lately (rainy and cold) so I haven't really gone anywhere to speak of. One of the perks of working at home...

4. ...got enough sleep? I rarely get enough sleep even when I stay in bed till mid afternoon (I don't sleep well even with copius amounts of meds), but day before yesterday I actually felt like I had gotten a good night's for the first time in ages. Some strange fluke I guess.

5. ...backed up your computer? That's been at the top of my list the last few days since getting some new software. My hard drive is 40 gig and my external is 80 so I can't actually back it up properly, but I need to dump a lot of stuff onto disks to make some room, I'm down to less than a gig on both of them. I saw a cool external hard drive the other day in MacZone that's 160 gig for like $250, but I'm out of Firewire jacks and I have USB 1, so I'm not sure where I'd plug it in.

Posted by Morticia at 03:26
5. February 2004
Lotto Texas - (Last) Friday Five

Late as usual, been sick with a sinus infection all week making me dizzy. And the on and off rain and constant temperature changes have had me popping codeine all week (not to much avail, unfortunately).

OK, the questions for last Friday are -

You have just won one million dollars:

1. Who do you call first? Since both my husband and I work at home, chances are he'd already know... After him, my parents, then my best friend.

2. What is the first thing you buy for yourself? A brand new car!

3. What is the first thing you buy for someone else? A new car for my hubby, ours are both antiques.

4. Do you give any away? If yes, to whom? Yes, to animal charities and the women's shelter.

5. Do you invest any? If so, how? I know little to nothing about investing, real estate is probably the best investment here in Houston but I don't know that I'd want to deal with anything that complicated (or expensive). I'd probably just set up the balance (left after my mammoth shopping spree) in an account that would collect interest and live off of that and relax. Unfortunately in today's world, a million dollars isn't what it used to be :-(

Posted by Morticia at 01:58
23. January 2004
Favorites - Friday Five

At this moment, what is your favorite...

1. ...song? Not my favorite, but "Material Girl" by Madonna is stuck in my head...

2. ...food? My husband got a huge box of Wolferman's English Muffins in the mail for his birthday from my parents yesterday and we've been devouring them like crazy.

3. ...tv show? I'd have to say The Daily Show with Jon Stewart is holding my attention more than anything else right now. Of course with everything that's going on, it's hard not to watch.

4. ...scent? Origins Lavender Vanilla bath stuff

5. ...quote? Speaking of politics, I'm stuck on a quote by Benjamin Franklin. "They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety."

Addendum - 2/5: OK, I just said I love Jon Stewart's show. What I want to know is - What did Houston do to piss him off? I was watching Monday night and he's talking about the Superbowl, thankfully over now but great game, and he said, not once, but twice, that now Houston will go from being the center of the universe back to the shithole it is. Did he have a bad trip I'm wondering? We're not a particularly scenic town, but actually a pretty nice place to live. Did a redneck throw a beer bottle at him during an early stand-up tour? I'm really curious. I'll still watch his show, though, it's my favorite fake news program ;-)

Posted by Morticia at 04:40
17. January 2004
Words To Live By... Friday Five

1. What does it say in the signature line of your emails? I don't use one anymore, but if I did it would be "They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." Benjamin Franklin

2. Did you have a senior quote in your high school yearbook? What was it? If you haven't graduated yet, what would you like your quote to be? Nah, I didn't do that stuff...

3. If you had vanity plates on your car, what would they read? If you already have them, what do they say? I actually had two cars with vanity plates back in the 80's. My first car, a '79 Camaro had my last name on it (maiden) because it was very unusual, but I'd never do that again. I ordered vanity plates for a green 1973 Corvette I owned, but my idiot ex husband totalled the car (note the word ex) before I could get them on the car. They said "ban-she" (i.e. Banshee, we're only allowed 6 letters in Texas). I still have the plates, wish I still had the car :-(

4. Have you received any gifts with messages engraved upon them? What did the inscription say? Not really, just a plaque from my best friend in high school that has a rose and something about Capricorns I believe, I've still got it also.

5. What would you like your epitaph to be? "She saved the world... a lot". No, just kidding, I'm not Buffy ;-) Probably "She lived her life with integrity". Speaking of epitaphs, read the messages following this one...

Posted by Morticia at 04:06
8. January 2004
Belated Happy Bday to Me...

It was last Saturday but I've been so swamped...

Sparky got me a new purse and my family got me my favorite gift (money :-)

I think I'll do last week's Friday Five in retrospect for January 2nd, it would make sense...

What one thing are you most looking forward to . . .

1. ...today? Well, on 1/2 we went out to eat with a good friend and had fabulous fajitas.

2. ...over the next week? The next several days we went out and ate at our favorite Chinese restaurant the night of my birthday. And on Sunday we had brunch at a ritzy place to celebrate mine & my mother-in-law's birthday. Monday I got my new printer. Hopefully by Friday I'll have my new "real" glasses and can see halfway decent again. I bought two pairs from Sam's (not bad, about $300 for both pairs), one for driving and one for reading, and got them both with the glare-free coating so I'm very hyped. I had RK surgery years ago and glare is a huge problem now.

3. ...this year? Hopefully making my eBay stores self-sufficient so I won't be dependant on selling things for other people. I do both now, but it would be nice not to have to split my sales with anyone...

4. ...over the next five years? Pretty much the same thing, also improving my health, hopefully getting a new car.

5. ...for the rest of your life? Would like to never have to go back to a 9-5 job and someday just be able to do whatever I wanted (i.e., be lazy and be able to read and have fun instead of working 24/7).

Also had to renew my driver's license on 1/2, got the vision restriction put back on because I couldn't read their tiny little glary machine :-( Oh well, I've had a good 13 or 14 years without it.

Posted by Morticia at 04:05
31. December 2003
New Year's Queries - Friday Five

Iím late! The 26th was my dadís birthday and mine is this Saturday. My brotherís is Thursday, my mother-in-lawís is Sunday, busy week...

1. What was your biggest accomplishment this year? Personally, adopting the sweetest (and strangest) cat in the world. Business wise, probably managing to increase the volume of my own personal stuff I sell on eBay and having to depend less on selling things for others on commission.

2. What was your biggest disappointment? That my health has declined and my weight has not. I had really meant to work on both in 2003, but I never seemed to get around to it.

3. What do you hope the new year brings? World peace, a Democratic president... a better economy, and peace and harmony in my own house.

4. Will you be making any New Year's resolutions? If yes, what will they be? I hate making resolutions... letís call them goals. Schedule my work day to be more structured so I can take more time for myself and relax some and not work non-stop the entire time Iím awake every day. And to become more financially independent at the same time ;-) Go to bed earlier (before dawn). Also to spend more time on my various websites and keep them updated better.

5. What are your plans for New Year's Eve? Stay at home, probably watch some of my stacks of Charmed and Angel episodes Iím behind on, crack open the bottle of alcoholic eggnog I didnít drink at Christmas.

Posted by Morticia at 04:24
21. December 2003
Favorite Things... Friday Five

1. List your five favorite beverages. Evian, iced & hot tea, Tazo Green Iced Tea, Fonseca 10 year old Port, Vanilla Soymilk (original Coca-Cola should really be in there too)

2. List your five favorite websites. The five I use the most are eBay, Google, Paypal, Amazon.com and my own. That sounds boring, but I don't get much surfing time.

3. List your five favorite snack foods. I'm on a weird kick right now, I'm obsessed with J&J Rice Pudding, and hummus with pita bread. I like fairly plain crackers (Stoned Wheat Thins, or Wheatables), in the middle of the night I like an Atkins shake or Slimfast (I know, those are beverages). When I can get good ones, I love big soft pretzels with the big white salt. I like cereal as a snack too at night. (I'm a sweets freak too, but I'm trying to stay away right now)

4. List your five favorite board and/or card games. I never play board games anymore, but they would be chess, backgammon, poker, blackjack and if you can count it, dominoes.

5. List your five favorite computer and/or game system games. I have a Mac and no game system so all my stuff is woefully out of date. Can I include arcade games? All time favorite is Galaga, Shanghai/Mah Jong, Tetris, Solitaire and probably Monkey Shines.

Posted by Morticia at 04:39
12. December 2003
Holiday Habits - Friday 5

1. Do you enjoy the cold weather and snow for the holidays? I live in Houston, it snows here once or maybe twice a decade and just enough to cause havoc on the roads. I hate cold weather, I'd never leave the house if it snowed all the time :-(

2. What is your ideal holiday celebration? How, where, with whom would you celebrate to make things perfect? Just with my husband and family, at my family home, nice and casual. I don't like traveling during the holidays.

3. Do you do have any holiday traditions? We used to open a few gifts Christmas Eve and then the rest Christmas morning. Now we alternate Christmas Eve's with my in-laws, and usually end up spending Christmas day at my parents and eating lunch. My dad always used to get a big deli tray and we'd have sandwiches on Christmas Day to make it easy on my mom.

4. Do you do anything to help the needy? I'll go through my clothing a couple of times a year and donate it, that's about it I'm afraid.

5. What one gift would you like for yourself? Other than a new car ;-) Umm, let's see... a Democrat in the White House? Every year my husband basically asks me what I want (within reason) and then usually gives me his credit card (he's not good about picking gifts). This year I'm getting a new CD rack I've been wanting for ages that holds 800 so I can clear off the rest of the furniture around my stereo. And he's considering getting me a new purse, mine's worn out.

Posted by Morticia at 03:41
7. December 2003
Mindless Quizzes...

No Friday Five this week, so I thought I'd bore you with some of the quizzes I've done recently...


No brainer... Which Addams Family character are you?
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Romantic Goth
You are Bella, the Romantic Goth! You would love to live in the time of Byron and Shelley. People probably call you Elvira or Morticia. But you are above them, those poor foolish mortals.
Where Are You on the Gothic Colour Spectrum?
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HASH(0x83e52d4)
Which Personality Disorder Do You Have?
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So goth you're dead!
You are every goth-kids dream!

Which Ultimate Beautiful Woman are You?
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Destiny, you are the oldest of The Endless, you are eternally chained to a book that holds the secrets of the universe. You are all business, never have time to even crack a smile,%
Destiny, you are the oldest of The Endless, you are
eternally chained to a book that holds the
secrets of the universe. You are all business,
never have time to even crack a smile, and
always make sure you do not draw too much
attention. You do not want people hunting after
you!

Which Endless are you?
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No pretty pictures but eerily accurate for such a simple test ... Color Quiz

Your Existing Situation

Imaginative and sensitive; seeking an outlet for these qualities--especially in the company of someone equally sensitive. Interest and enthusiasm are readily aroused by the unusual or the adventurous.

Your Stress Sources

Feels that life has far more to offer and that there are still important things to be achieved--that life must be experienced to the fullest. As a result, she pursues her objectives with a fierce intensity that will not let go of things. Becomes deeply involved and runs the risk of being unable to view things with sufficient objectivity, or calmly enough; is therefore in danger of becoming agitated and of exhausting her nervous energy. Cannot leave things alone and feels she can only be at peace when she has finally reached her goal.

Your Restrained Characteristics

The situation is preventing her from establishing herself, but she feels she must make the best of things as they are.

Circumstances are restrictive and hampering, forcing her to forgo all joys and pleasures for the time being.

Able to achieve satisfaction through sexual activity.


Your Desired Objective

Desires a tranquil, peaceful state of harmony offering quiet contentment and a sense of belonging.

Your Actual Problem

Needs to achieve a stable and peaceful condition, enabling her to free herself of the worry that she may be prevented from achieving all the things she wants.

Posted by Morticia at 03:30
28. November 2003
Shopping Frenzy - Friday 5

1. Do you like to shop? Why or why not? I like to shop on my own terms, when I want to and not when everyone and their dog is in a panicked frenzy (um, like from now till January). I like to shop when I don't have to worry about every dime I spend, especially as I have to now because I have no credit cards anymore (whole different story). I don't like being guilted by the media to shop or buy cards for made-up holidays. And I HATE crowds, I used to be on the other end of the cash register and it's not exciting to me, just stressful. On the other hand, I'm very efficient at shopping, I could buy a whole wardrobe in one trip if I had to. I've gotten real decisive over the years about what I like and don't like.

2. What was the last thing you purchased? Other than necessities, a watch from eBay, just got it, have to take it in to be resized (of course, I have tiny wrists). It was a good deal and has hands and numbers big enough I can rad it without my glasses.

3. Do you prefer shopping online or at an actual store? Why? I like both. I like the real store concept because I'm hard to fit, I can actually see and feel the quality of the merchandise, the correct color, etc. I love to shop online for things I already know will fit me (like Land End tees & nighties) and things I don't have to worry about (like books and music).

4. Did you get an allowance as a child? How much was it? I did, I honestly don't remember but it was fair for the era. Enough to buy some comics, candy and Slim Jims with each week.

5. What was the last thing you regret purchasing? A three pack of fruitcakes at Sam's Club. I don't need to be eating fruitcake, even though it's one of my favorite things, and this is a brand I've never tried and I'm really picky about my fruitcakes. And I'm the only one in the house who will eat it, so I think it's going to go back to the store.

Posted by Morticia at 02:42
14. November 2003
Wordplay - Friday Five

1. Using one adjective, describe your current living space. Overflowing

2. Using two adjectives, describe your current employer. Perfectionist, frustrating

3. Using three adjectives, describe your favorite hobby/pasttime. Challenging, endless, technical

4. Using four adjectives, describe your typical day. Non-stop, hectic, unhealthy, nocturnal

5. Using five adjectives, describe your ideal life. Comfortable, healthy, wealthy, contented, peaceful

Our house is organized but stuffed full of mine and my husbandís various collections.

Iím self-employed, though most of the work I do is on eBay, which can be a PITA.

I love learning new things on the computer, designing websites, etc.

Working at home means I pretty much work from the time I get up to the time I go to bed (itís almost 5 am and I still have stuff to do, but I had to take a short break to do this ;-) Iím also chronically ill, which is why I work at home.

Iíd love to be able to do nothing but what I wanted for the rest of my life, I actually wouldnít get bored, Iím very good at amusing myself.

Posted by Morticia at 04:49
8. November 2003
Fruitcake - Friday Five

1. What food do you like that most people hate? Fruitcake! And eggnog too :-)

2. What food do you hate that most people love? Probably a bunch, bell peppers, pickles, celery, avocados...

3. What famous person, whom many people may find attractive, is most unappealing to you? Before the scandal I probably would have said Martha Stewart, but now everyone seems to dislike her too. (She always annoyed me) Iím not a celeb follower, probably Britney Spears?

4. What famous person, whom many people may find unappealing, do you find attractive? Honestly, I canít think of anyone.

5. What popular trend baffles you? Why people feel the need to be on the phone 24/7. If they knew how insane they looked walking through a supermarker seemingly talking to themselves they wouldnít do it... no, they probably would. I think I was the last person to get a cell phone, I never wanted a pager, I donít want people to be able to find me, thank you. I only got one because they had a killer deal where I worked at the time and I used to drive a lot and donít have a particularly reliable car. Iíve used my cell phone many times to call wreckers. The one time I broke down on the freeway (on an overpass, yet) the damned thing kept cutting out on me.

Posted by Morticia at 03:05
31. October 2003
Halloween Q&A - Friday Five

Postdated entry, I'm way behind this week but couldn't pass up questions on my favorite holiday...

1. What was your first Halloween costume? I was a gypsy (before I could even walk!), my mom said she put some of her dangly earrings on me and they dressed me up and my dad carried me from door to door.

2. What was your best costume and why? Oh gosh, even when I was a kid I tended to stick to the gothic genre so most of my costumes have been really similar (long, black...). I didn’t really go in for the Ben Cooper costumes, I’ve always hated wearing masks. I did a lot of gypsies, witches and vampires growing up, and still do. I did a semi-official Elvira a few years ago that turned out really well. I found this super-sexy long velvet dress with a sheer inset in front and a self choker, and bought an actual Elvira beehive wig and went nuts on the makeup. I know that’s my husband’s favorite costume ;-)

3. Did you ever play a trick on someone who didn't give you a treat? No, we were good kids in 60’s white suburbia.

4. Do you have any Halloween traditions? (ie: Family pumpkin carving, special dinner before trick or treating, etc.) We’d carve a pumpkin every year, one year I tried to cook the seeds (not advised). My dad would get home from work, scarf down a sandwich and take us out because it was always dark by then.

5. Share your favorite scary story...real or legend! Not Halloween related, but the story that scared me the most growing up was a story I read in Reader’s Digest about a girl who was kidnapped and buried alive in a box with tubes for air. It was a true story and there were even illustrations... shudder. I think that’s when my claustrophobia began.

Posted by Morticia at 23:01
20. October 2003
Behind Cabinet Doors - Friday Five

Late but too much fun not to do :-)

1. Name five things in your refrigerator. It's pretty empty right now... Atkins shakes, pre-grated Parmesan cheese, 2 boxes of breadsticks that expired in May (yuck), Coke and Grenadine (to make Cherry Cokes).

2. Name five things in your freezer. Frozen English Muffins, a six pound bag of meatballs (we go to Sam's Club), a big bag of pre-cooked chicken breasts, frozen bananas (for shakes), an entire frozen cooked chicken (which needs to be tossed I'm afraid).

3. Name five things under your kitchen sink. Swiffer cloths, Windex, cat shampoo, canned air for dusting, and two really old bottles of black Rit Dye (not sure why).

4. Name five things around your computer. Other than Mac peripherals... Two fifities TV lamps, a digital scale, a phone & headset, a gold Lucky Cat (and lots more little cats), a 3D wall hanging of Elvira.

5. Name five things in your medicine cabinet. I don't actually had a medicine cabinet, though I have meds scattered all over the house. In my bathroom cabinets: too many hair care items to list, too many skin care things to list, a little basket I keep all my hair dye stuff in, some of those disenfectant towels for cleaning, half a dozen different varieties of bath gels, boxes of handiwipes... Weird stuff: a bottle of garlic oil for earaches, a wig care kit, prescription dental mouthwash, pet first aid wipes. In my kitchen med cabinet: Tagamet, generic antihistamine, Imodium, Tylenol, Tums (my husband's stuff mostly). In my personal bedroom stash... I'm not even going there...

Posted by Morticia at 03:38
11. October 2003
Sports - Friday Five

These are quick and easy...

1. Do you watch sports? If so, which ones? Sort of, kind of. I grew up going to football & baseball games with my family (Go Astros! Go Cougars! Go... opes, gone, Oilers). I can still sit and watch sports on TV, but I'm not a big TV watcher anyway. If I could pick stuff to watch I like to watch woman's gymnastics, horse racing, and bodybuilding.

2. What/who are your favorite sports teams and/or favorite athletes? I don't follow it enough to have any.

3. Are there any sports you hate? Dodge ball! Actually I dislike watching basketball, tennis and golf, they bore me to tears.

4. Have you ever been to a sports event? Many times. Baseball, football, motocross, the rodeo, horse races, American Gladiators ;-)

5. Do/did you play any sports (in school or other)? How long did you play? The only thing I excelled at in school was ping pong, I was the girls champ. I wasn't big on the extra-curricular stuff, I wanted to go home when school was over. I was pretty good at rollerskating, I used to win speed skating contest sometimes. I also competed a little in English dressage and jumping, I loved to ride horses. And I was an amateur bodybuilder in my 20's (no competitions, I don't get along with tans of binikis).

Posted by Morticia at 03:49
3. October 2003
Car Crazy! Friday Five

Well there were no questions last week, and I missed the week before, but I'm a car nut so I've got to answer these :-)

1. What vehicle do you drive? A 91 Olds Cutlass. I'm embarrassed to say my parents bought it for me as a present and I had no choice in the matter. I do appreciate it, but I'm a sports car freak. I've owned: a 79 Camaro, a 1970 something (76?) Firebird with a 400 hp engine, a 96 Camaro, a 1980 something Mustang, a 78 Datsun 280Z, and best of all, a 1973 Corvette. I also had an 86 Suzuki Intruder motorcycle, so I'm more than a little embarrassed to be driving this one.

2. How long have you had it? Since it was new... 12 years?

3. What is the coolest feature on your vehicle? It's black.

4. What is the most annoying thing about your vehicle? It's a piece of crap mechanically. It had a lemon engine and I've replaced the transmission twice and I still haven't turned the odometer over. It's really sad.

5. If money were no object, what vehicle would you be driving right now? Now that you ask, actually I've been researching cars lately. My practical choice would be a V6 Toyota Camry Solara. Black with grey interior. It's a coupe, will probably run the rest of my life, it has a perky engine and room enough to haul people and big things like my packing supplies. And it's got all the comfy extras. My "wishlist" not as practical choice would be a Toyota Celica, still a reliable car but lots more sporty (but smaller). I've made a pledge not to buy another American made car, I've spent enough to buy several cars repairing the one I have now.

Fantasy world car? Hmmm.. a brand new or really cherry